No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments
and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, it's quite
relaxable;
It can't be stolen,
won't pollute,
One size fits all,
do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results
enormously,
Relieves your tension
and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression,
makes you beam,
And elevates your self
esteem!
Your circulation it
corrects
Without unpleasant
side effects
It is, I think, the
perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my
friend,....the hug!
(and of course fully
returnable!)
