IRONIC LETTER

Dear Ms. Eze:

Thank you for your letter of July 17. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable
to accept your refusal to offer me employment with
your firm. This year I have been particularly
fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of
rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of corporate candidates it is impossible for me
to accept all refusals for employment.

Despite your company's outstanding qualifications and
previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find
that your rejection does not meet with my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will initiate employment with
your firm immediately. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,
Mr. Taiwo