"Some Stuff I Wish I'd Said"

- "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you
   might be the world."

- "Going to church does not make you a good person anymore than
   going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger."

- "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool
   of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job."

- "A coincidence is when God performs a miracle, and decides to
   remain anonymous."

- "Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on
   the same side."

- "I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."

- "Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family
   parrot to the town gossip."

- "People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never
   cross."

- "Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you
   respond to it."

- "Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and
   sometimes you weep."

- "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long
   enough to make them all yourself."

- "There are two things I've learned: There is no Cinderella.
   And, I'm not her Prince."

- "Following the path of least resistance is what makes rivers
   and men crooked."